I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize