Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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