Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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