I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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