sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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