no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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