I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
operation harelip BJ is a go
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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