If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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