then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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