if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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