i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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