is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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