it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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