"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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