Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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