I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need to sanitize my soul.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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