Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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