so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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