is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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