last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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