its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize