I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize