I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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