So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Randomize