oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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