You just made me feel so damn special
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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