After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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