my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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