he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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