Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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