It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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