I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?