If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!