Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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