I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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