16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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