That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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