oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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