i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
this just has baby written all over it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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