my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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