I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dignity is for republicans.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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