Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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