Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
