Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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