Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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