Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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