Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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