he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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