So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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