Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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