She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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