And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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