whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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