Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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